- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

womens rights

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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