- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Women's rights

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??