how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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pobody's nerfect

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