facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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