Can midgets still have big dreams?

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

aodhan hearty

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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