- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Daniel is a fag

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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