Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Women's rights

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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pobody's nerfect

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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