- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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