- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A child walks into a classroom.

WNBA

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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