- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Your mom.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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