Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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do you have a wife?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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