What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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