- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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