- Anti Joke

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.