- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

kennah campion when she talks

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Connor is homosexuaI

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

the NAACP

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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