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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What stops a train? A missile

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp