- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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