why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Anti Joke

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