- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

One time i was sitting down

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

the sky is green no it is not

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What has two legs? Half a cat

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