- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

when debbie meets downer

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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