Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

The truth is he loves her!!

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Justin beiber comment if u get it

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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