- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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