whats brown and booky a book.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Pickles are powerful

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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