What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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