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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Women's rights.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Sex

Ask me if im a tree? No