- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??