whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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