- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

yolo your orange looks orange

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

You were born.

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