- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

drew edminstin is a rat

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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