how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

YEAH THEY DO!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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