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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Sex vagina. lol.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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