- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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