A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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TIMMY

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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matt is fat

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Tucker Rivera

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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