How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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