Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

penis in the camel

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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