- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis in the camel

whats 7+4? 74

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

I love you

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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