I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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I love you

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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