- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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