Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Steve Jobs is alive.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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