Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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