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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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