What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Irish sobriety

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What? Yes.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

You sick fiend

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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