what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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sky silverstein

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justin beiber sucks

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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