- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

A train poops its pants.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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