Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

WNBA

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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