- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Women's rights

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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