how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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