What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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