Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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homosexual

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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