Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

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