- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

what is orange? an orange

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

whats hairy and crys your mom

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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