- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

You were born.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*