- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A train poops its pants.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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