- Anti Joke

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses