- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A Chinese man fails a math test

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's blue? The sky.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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