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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Justin Bieber.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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