- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

aodhan hearty

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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